And I’m not at it. And I’m assuming that if you’re here, you’re likely not at it either (and if you are here and at That Conference Which Shall Not Be Named (hereafter TCWSNBN) what the hell are you doing here? Go to a session or talk to someone, or something).

So if you’re all jellus of not being at TCWSNBN, here are some things you can do.

Thing The Firste

If you’re loco local, come to the I’m Not Going to TCWSNBN Pity Party at Barnet Marine Park. Let @Crunchycarpets know too. It’s at 4, so be there or be at TCWSNBN, or be somewhere else.

Benefits: You get to meet a bunch of fantastic, charming, and generally awesome bloggers. And you get to meet me, but I’m not entirely sure that’s a benefit. You also get to meet the Poptart, which is most definitely a benefit.

Thing The Seconde

TCWSNBN At Home – Giveaways!  Including swag from TCWSNBN. Chats! Bloghopping! Go!

Benefits: You can stay in your PJs.

Thing the Thirde

#HomeHer10 – created by BackpackingDad. Just use the hashtag on twitter.

Benefits: You can sit in your underwear and do this. Or pajamas. Or naked, but you don’t need to let everyone know that. There’s such a thing as TMI on Twitter.

I will be at Thing the First, and hopefully manage to do some bloghopping for Thing the Seconde.

So if you’re here from TCWSNBN at Home, welcome!